Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Alien Abduction Sex: Not Just for Geeky Freaks Anymore!

On the afternoon of October 16, 1957, Antonio Villas Boas was plowing his family's field. The tractor broke down and simultaneously a craft witpurple lights landed nearby. Space suit clad humanoids emerged from the craft and dragged the 23 year old Boas into their ship. He was stripped down, examined, had blood drawn and he was covered with a strange liquid.

After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, a naked, fair-haired "woman" entered. Antonio was immediately attracted to her and without speaking or kissing they had sex while she growled like a dog. Afterwards, because of the Viagra like qualities of the liquid, he was ready to go a second round. Finally, with the second time complete, she got up to leave and smilingly, pointed at her belly and then the sky. Before his release he was given a tour of the ship and some nice parting gifts and was returned to his normal plowing life on a farm in Brazil.

This is from a story by Nigel Watson in the Fortean Times. Watson goes on to explain how history is full of sexual alien encounters. In fact some 16th century accounts of "relations" with demons could probably be attributed to aliens.

One of my personal favorites is the story of cosmic sleaze-bag Akon. This cosmic "scientist" from the planet Meton, seduced a woman named Elizabeth Klarer in 1956. Supposedly he took her to his planet and laid this one on her:

"Only a few are chosen for breeding purposes from beyond this solar system to infuse new blood into our ancient race."

Elizabeth fell for it and they had a perfect, super-smart son named Ayling. Later she went to South Africa and died alone, while Akon and Ayling are still picking up chicks on the other side of Alpha Centauri.

Even author, Whitley Strieber, in his book, Communion, describes being sodomized by a narrow, 1 foot long alien probe. He states that while it was inside him, it felt alive and that he was surprised to see that it was mechanical upon its removal. What? I don't know if I would want anyone to know that, but hey, to each his own.

Have you been victimized by roving gangs of alien perverts? Have you been probed? We want to know.

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