Nice of you to think of me, dissing my belt and all. But you're right, purple is an appropriate color for me, and here's why:
1. Only five more colors and I'll be Jackie Chan-ing some ass.
2. At the purple level, I have mastered TWO, count 'em ONE, TWO Nunchuck katas. And unlike invisible wrestlers, chucks are REAL, and one to the dome tends to smart a little.
Bet that doesn't tickle, huh? Shots like those might even turn your cranium--well I'll be damned--PURPLE.
Remember, Purple Belt=Purple Welt.
And if you need a closer demonstration, I can play a chuck tune on John Couger Melon-head, Cutman anytime.
More most definitely to come...