Saturday, July 26, 2008

For MacNugget--I Mean MacReady...

Nice of you to think of me, dissing my belt and all. But you're right, purple is an appropriate color for me, and here's why:

1. Only five more colors and I'll be Jackie Chan-ing some ass.

2. At the purple level, I have mastered TWO, count 'em ONE, TWO Nunchuck katas. And unlike invisible wrestlers, chucks are REAL, and one to the dome tends to smart a little.


Bet that doesn't tickle, huh? Shots like those might even turn your cranium--well I'll be damned--PURPLE.

Remember, Purple Belt=Purple Welt.

And if you need a closer demonstration, I can play a chuck tune on John Couger Melon-head, Cutman anytime.

More most definitely to come...


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