Friday, August 29, 2008

Another Strange Find

Here's another one for you. At first glance, it would appear that someone has just opened one of Cleveland's dresser drawers. It is very similar, but not quite as disturbing and not as covered in jelly. These happen to be Malachite crystals. Nothing mysterious or unexplainable, just thought you guys should know that this kind of stuff is out there. Watch your backs.

Not to change the subject but...Who the hell is Varian? What is Cleveland thinking? Where did he get the money? He still owes me money. Hasn't he seen Hostel?

I love how he blows back into town, posts some crap about having the plague and then flies off to meet some internet chick.


Does Cleveland even get what it means to be part of a team? Fine, go, you've stayed your hour. We don't need Cleveland here at team Xoom. If he's gonna blow us off like this, maybe we should start combing the pervert clubs for his replacement. Shouldn't be too hard to find someone else sitting around naked, filming themselves being a jack off in their fruit salad, silk jacket. I hope the ghost of Bruce Lee kicks his ass.

Have fun in Hong Kong you Hong Dong.

Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Donny, you're out of your element!

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