A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.
The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.
I don't know... I guess it could've been some other pervert out there...
Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies. Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.
Nope, that's definitely Cutman, alright.
In all seriousness, the guy they caught doing this was an absolute sicko - even more than in the obvious cow-screwing way. He evidently tortured and killed most of his bovine sex partners after he did the business. They say he killed about 400 cows in four years, and he could get five years in jail for the material losses of the local farmers.
He deserves much more, in my opinion.
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