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You're fat.
Holy shit, it works!
And not only that, but I happened to have some modeling clay here on the desk while I was concentrating on remote viewing you, and when I opened my eyes after coming out of my trance, I discovered, to my shock, that my hands had auto-sculpted my remote viewing experience! Here's the picture I got of you in my mind's eye, perfectly recreated in sculpture:

Eerie, isn't it? Yes, that was Richard Cutman on the toilet passing this morning's Krispy Kreme; captured psychically as it happened by CW. Well now we've proven that there's something to remote viewing after all, haven't we? Awesome, dude.
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